Lisa: (sighs in humiliation) Me neither..falling for some dumb superstition, despite always taking pride in science and not curses!! Cuts back to now. What kind of parents would do that? Lincoln: If they're so nuts, I can't be near my family. Lincoln: I hate this! This Fanfic is a MASSIVE critique on every fanfic that is targeting the Episode "No Such Luck" of the Western Animation Series "The Loud House." Also it is part Satire, so most of the behavior of the Characters appearing here may not be their usual self's. If you like all the Revenge-Fics who like to torment Lincoln's family and/or present his . Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. I even threatened you to go to my game! Get me arrested. (They arrive home. "And don't even get us started on the chores she makes us do," Lincoln shouted, "Especially buffing her bunions." "I can't believe you," Luna yelled, "I didn't even do anything yesterday and you still decided to ground me for no reason!" Computer typing was heard yet again and, after a few moments. Honestly, while Rita still a little sad that her dear aunt disowned her and her family, she thought it was for the best, if Ruth felt it was right to call her children monsters then that wasn't someone she wanted her family to be around. Lincoln: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lincoln: I don't believe it! Lynn: Stop being such a baby and just put that suit back on! Keep on writing fics like this! I feel like a fool!" Lynn Sr.: (with a broken voice) "And we were horrible parents to you, locking you out! Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. Just a head's up. "you bad luck, Lincoln!" This proves it. I get that i was pretty stupid myself to spread that stupid fib, i should have just opened up! Lynn Sr: We promise to never do it again! Ive been a really nice guy with you for far too long! But that's only because we don't have a room anymore." Journal. What do you think, Pep? Lynn: (clenches her fists) Say That Again.. Lincoln: No. They were upset and disappointed, their kids promised them they wouldn't cause any problems but they did. We're supposed to be here until tomorrow. Nobody ruins my life, casts me out and then uses me, understand!? Give it back! The family and Bobby are there to support Lynn. Felix looked at the door and saw a number 5 on it. Lincoln: You can't do anything right! Lincoln: Which is why Im making you all wear squirrel suits for the rest of your lives, [They all gulp. Post-Story Notice: Anyway. I already told you, I live here. Lisa: (with a broken voice, but not as loud): "Even an intelligence person such as myself fell for such bologna. After she said, water came rushing out of the bathroom, ruining the carpet and drenching their footwear in water. @JackLeighton19 Idea on How to End This Story: Employee: (Grunts) That's it! I certainly am not! (Tears up) Our only bro. And you better start talking now!". "Now go to your room," Lori said, pointing to their parents' bedroom, but when they still sat on the couch feeling guilty, she yelled, "NOW!" Leni stared crying and the rest of them followed suit. Luna put. Luna: [Blushes] Really? But, if what this guy was saying is true, then the only reason the room would show up as vacant is if the family was checking out. Here's another Alternate Ending. Although it does teach us a good moral about it not being an easy road (but its worth it), some of the stuff involved does feel a bit out of place (like the disowning part by Ruth). "YOU HEARD HER!" Lucy: So, that's it then? We need it! They go flying, screaming in terror and splash into the seawater.). I know you would never label me bad luck, and youd never neglect me. ", Lori: "Oh Lincoln, if you don't feel like attending our events all the time, we're not forcing you to go. Anything bad happen then? Those were the last words Ruth spoke to the Loud family before hanging up. (tears up.). She hoped the kids would say something, but all they got were grunts of disbelief. The worst part is, they had no argument against this. Lincoln: So where did this looney belief that i was bad luck suddenly come from, huh!? Except for Lynn). SQUIRRELS WIN! ", Lola: (with a sad look on her face) "No. The siblings had their arms either crossed on their chest or on their thighs in a wing stance, but they were all glaring at their parents. Luna, Luan, Lola and Lisa were battling off against three obnoxious hotel guests that made all of them look like saints. Which she did. I have truly failed the term 'scientist'. Don't fight now! Goodbye for now. And after that, the whole room was silent. ", Lincoln: "I won't deny that I brought this on myself. Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. Wow, Lincoln, I'm really sorry. Can you please just come down here? Do I mean nothing to you? They felt nothing but guilt and shamein their hearts, even the goth child who claims to not have one. Lynn Sr. also tried to say something, but he couldn't either. * i certainly didn't expect something like that, but i guess curiosity must be fed. Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. Fanfiction - No Such Luck Extention. Lola added, shouting. Lincoln: No, im your good luck charm! Lisa: (sighs) Obviously one that needs our cerebrums and mental spirits adjusted. I MESSED UP!!! The last one he is shown reading has the Ninja Steel Rangers from Power Rangers Ninja Steel on the cover. "So," Lori started with, in an icy tone, "Let's recall what we promised you when you agreed to take us on vacation." Incredible from The Incredibles on the cover. Submit your writing. Lucy said, as the siblings once again glared at their parents with anger. loud. Honey, we're back. I'll just play softball all by myself! Its a stupid mascot costume! All rights belong to Nickelodeon. Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. He just looks away as he enters the police car, and is driven away to jail. Ronnie Anne: Happy Valentines Day, Lincoln. Even more computer typing was heard but soon afterward the woman on the other going, "Hhhmmmm.," was also heard. I was stupid to believe in luck and to rely on it. I dont want to support you psychos! I guess this proves it! ], Baseball Announcer: "It's goingit's goingIT'S GONE!!! You're like some mindless mob and I hate that! SO I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION!" (cries). Lynn: Stop being such a baby and just put that suit back on! We feel so ashamed! The way the security officer said, 'Right now,' made Luna nervous, it was typically the tone of voice used when someone was in very serious trouble. Lincoln: Well, this was cool. Now our only brother doesn't want us anymore. ], Baseball Announcer:[clinging to Pep]"SQUIRRELS WIN! No more Loud Family? And Lori and Lisa. His sisters join too and put Lynn in her place. "You guys are literally going up the room right now and getting our stuff now!" The parents were shown to be hypocritical at the end, telling their children to behave when they cause the whole family to be kicked out and then tricking them into going to Aunt Ruth's and letting them have a nice weekend at a homemade spa (yes I'm aware the Aunt Ruth thing happens more or less unintentionally but come on, it doesn't really make a massive difference). As in, how ill knock your head over heels! YOU ROCKED IT, LYNN-SANITY! And he did not look happy. I messed up and maybe i did want to support some of you guys! (Lynn looks confused.) "But you know what's not fair?" I-, Lincoln: "LYNN!" And when Maddie got up from the desk, what she saw horrified her. Ruth responded back, clearly mad too. She pointed to the back row of seats. She's trying to say she was wrong, but her mouth is pathologically incapable of saying those words. NOTE: I apologise to those who hate NSL fics, but ive really wanted to get this off my chest. They suddenly feel saddened, guilty, broken and worried. Rita: WE ARE THE MOST DISGRACEFUL PEOPLE EVER!!! luckily, it was unlocked, he opened it and went inside.) I tried to make it as comical as i could. Lola: You mean you dont want to support us anymore? Lynn Sr.: Son..we didn't mean to..we just.we were wrong to-. Eventually, one of them said, "Look officer. (Lisa turns to him) Whatever happened to Woman of Science, huh!?! # 17. the loud kamen rider by Dratinibro. Maybe I should just stop playing softball for a while. (He walks back and forth to get attention) You guys have spent the whole weekend obsessing over this ridiculous good luck/bad luck thing at my expense! But right now, ive had it! "So you thought that the best way to find a ghost, which I know for a fact aren't haunting this hotel, was to knock out your air conditioner," the man said, as he gestured to the hole that once had an air conditioner there, "Do you realize how ridiculous and stupid you sound right now?" "Good," Jeffrey said, stepping aside and point to the doorway, "Now get out! Why are you being arrested?! NOTHING!! Lincoln: I've had enough of this stupid costume! No one said anything, not the siblings, not the obnoxious guys, not Felix, not the woman on the other end, just silence. That was my favourite bat! "WHENEVER WE VISIT YOU WE ARE MISERABLE!" Because of this, Lincoln sneaks his way out of the kitchen, and next to the staircase. Understood?!" Lead walls will keep my bad luck from affecting anyone. ", Lincoln:[scared] "Lynn's right! They also saw Lori in the front seat, Lynn Sr. knocked on the window. ", Lincoln: "Guys, it's me!" Rita: I guess this is what we get for selling all his stuff. Lincoln: Now THAT'S bad luck for you, you brainless nitwits!! Lynn: NO! ], Lincoln: Mom, Dad? Lucy: Gasp! (Family begins to come around. The Loud House: No Such Luck Alternate Ending Add to Favourites By HaileyKittydoesart Published: Mar 31, 2021 Favourites Comment 4K Views "I'm not bad luck!" Lincoln said in a megaphone, he was done with sleeping outside and eating acorns to survive. "Okay," the woman says, "Surprisingly enough, it wasn't something those kids did." Spell it out alt ending7. I hate clowning! Lynn Sr. and Rita wanted to say something, but saw the glares on their kids' faces and knew that they wouldn't get anywhere arguing. All of a sudden another 6-year old wearing a princess gown snatched the walkie talkie out of Felix's hand and said, "All right lady. "No," Lynn Sr. and Rita responded with, not liking where this was going. ", Lana: "Yeah, we know everyone needs to unwind once in a while. (They smile, Rita comes over to hug him and rest of them except Lynnjoin in for a group hug. "Gross and immature, if you ask me," Lola said, also glaring at her parents. Leni: *Gasp* My Sewing Machine! Bad. I cant take a moment more of this! ", Lynn: (smiles, more tears come down her eyes,) "What did I do to deserve a brother like you?" Maddie herself hid underneath the desk and she could hear the sounds of things being tossed and breaking or getting smashed on and breaking. "Good riddance." I hope you enjoy, please try to be as gentle yet honest as possible as to what you think about the story (this is my first fanfiction in general). I do it almost everyday, and it'snot that I hate going to them or don't want to support you, butsometimes, I wanted to take a break form all that, you know,unwind. I am an 11 year old boy, not some object to be pushed away and than used! tears began to fall out their eyes. We were given the room." Lincoln: "Did anything bad happen, something life threatening that I would be deemed 'bad luck'? ", Lincoln: (to Leni) "Leni, all those times I went to the Mall with you to pick out clothes, anything bad happen those times? ", Baseball Announcer: "The windup, the pitch. Lincoln: But you were all so gullible and stupid! [Everyone headed to the living room to sleep together. But i didnt expect to be ejected from the house and lose everything i had! You can't ground us, we're the parents!" *Sniff* I thought he liked our things! Felix asked, "Can you tell me what exactly caused these kids to be kicked out?" The Loud House Re-write #1-No Such Luck Add to Favourites By jgodzilla1212 Watch Published: May 10, 2020 75 Favourites 101 Comments 31K Views (It begins right after Lincoln tells Lily why he can't attend to Lily's play date and he bumps into Lisa) Lisa: >scoffing< Pshaw, There's no such thing as bad luck, there's only science, all else is hooey. ), Lincoln: "What am I doing here? Now watch as i do what I should have done in the first place! "We promised you wouldn't notice we were there while had a nice relaxing weekend, right?" You can never come back. A rather large family that sticks together through thick and thin. News flash; I live here!". We don't need to get violent here. Lori: (sighs) Maybe we did go a little too far with these crazy superstitions. He staggers inside, weak and collapsed. There's a massive storm heading your way." "Her pudding is at least a hundred years old and will cause us all to go to the hospital for stomach pumping," Lisa added. Lori: "The bigger question is, how did you get inside? You took it too far! First, if they are to go on vacation by themselves, they let the kids stay at home, second, they agree to bring swimwear and wear when going for a late night swim, three, if the place they stay at is great then they go there for a family vacation in the future and four, no more visits to Aunt Ruth's. (closes the door to the room) Lincoln: Okay then. [knocks Pep down], [Lynn finishes her run and gets picked up by her family in celebration of her victory. You're not even a real family anymore and I HATE that! "But you know what's even more lousy than that?" Lincoln: (tearful) No! It was created for a St. Patrick's Day episode, but flopped hard. So expect a bill in the mail." Not you or Lucy. ", Mascot:[in a familiar voice] "Hey, man! He crawls over to the kitchen sink and drinks deeply.). "First of all, don't shout at me!," the woman said, in a tone that made Lola be quiet, "Second, if you give me a second, I'll sort this out some more." Knowing they sealed the deal and there's no way they will ever have to go back to Aunt Ruth's, Lincoln said, "Well so long, freakshow. Once again, this shocked Rita, she thought she knew her aunt, but clearly she was wrong. He helped hold us all together and outings just won't be the same without Lincoln. During that time, the parents spent time talking to each of their children and spending time with them during their activities. (They enter the house, but Lincoln is nowhere to be seen.). "We don't have a hotel room anymore," Lincoln said, in a very angry tone that the parents weren't used to seeing. Let's go! No such luck: alternate ending 2 by iann28 on DeviantArt N literature No such luck: alternate ending 2 Add to Favourites Comment By iann28 Published: Apr 5, 2018 Favourites 0 Comments 4.9K Views *Lincoln approaches the front yard with a megaphone. That question caused all the sisters to become shocked and then become angry. Lucy: But..but you wanted us to believe it. Lynn: Put that suit back on Lincoln! "Now I want an explanation," the man started with, as he stomps a few steps toward them, "As to all of this. "What's wrong with Aunt Ruth?" And if you do, I'll have you arrested! Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. Now we've broken the shower." How convenient for me. I hate boring science lectures! That..That's not true. Lori: Is that literally what you think we are.? (She hugs Lincoln again), Lincoln: "Thanks Lynn. Lana: Gee. We don't want to stare at you on the drive home, so you're sitting in the back." She said, in an angry tone, before blowing a raspberry her parents, covering them in her spit. And even if you don't always succeed, your a good at it. They started running towards them as fast as possible, when suddenly, the sound of a fist pounding against the door is heard. You are about as braindead as you're heartless! ", Lincoln: "Lynn, don't say that. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. I wonder if the windows are locked?" Lynn Sr.: Look, son, families will have bad days every now and than. Just so you know, in case you ask about that). YOU'RE BANNED! I have just had it! She was bringing Lincoln her Valentines day card.] "Sure thing," the voice on the other end said. I plan to do some more humorous parodies and some other stories that aren't going to be as serious as this one, so be on the lookout for that. One Squirrel tosses the bat right at Lincoln by accident. Even you Lisa! Unfortunately, the reason behind the ground shaking presented itself. Rita: Honey! *Lincoln approaches the front yard with a megaphone. Lincoln: I said NO! Lincoln returns the hug, rubbing her back), Lynn: "No, it'sNOT okay! ", Lincoln: (nervously) "Well, there is this new Ace Savvy movie that just came out, but I know none of you like Ace Savvy like I do. YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DEALING WITH ME OR MY CATS OR MY DISGUSTING PUDDING OR MY BUNIONS ANYMORE! (to the viewers) "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna have some fun with my family." Time i sort out these looney superstitions once and for all!! I do not own the Loud . No Such Luck/Frog Wild Episode aired Mar 14, 2017 TV-Y7 22 m IMDb RATING 5.1 /10 218 YOUR RATING Rate Animation Adventure Comedy Lincoln is rejected by his sisters because he is "bad luck"; Lincoln and Lana protect the frogs from being dissected. The siblings and parents saw Leni standing there, mom and dad were curious why Leni wasn't with them in the room but before they could say anything, Lisa answered her, "Yes my second oldest sibling. "But, as usual," Lincoln added, walking towards his parents, "We didn't and as a result you got angry and grounded us." I can't even begin to imagine what they'll do their parents when they find them.'. "Huh. Lucy shouted, "WE DREAD GOING TO VISIT YOU AND DREAD LOOKING AT YOUR GROSS FACE!" Rita: You're all just angry with each other, when we get home, we'll talk about this properly. Things were destroyed or damaged and they saw some people getting tended to for bruises. We didn't find any though." it shows how badly Lincoln was treated by his family. Lynn Loud Sr. and Rita Loud were in the spa, trying to get their minds off the trouble their kids caused yesterday. Lincoln is scared, expecting her to beat him up, but instead she wraps her arms around his neck and begins to cry), Lynn: (with a broken voice) "I'm so sorry Lincoln! [takes the mask off]"I was here the whole time! HATE ME FOREVER!!! "They have a point there honey," Lynn Sr. said, before immediately clasping his mouth shut, his wife glaring at him for saying that. "Lori!," Lynn Sr. yelled, "You should better then to stop suddenly in traffic!" The Loud House Re-Write - Linc or Swim. The Princess and the Everlasting Emerald: A Royal Woods Fairytale. The siblings were heard saying numerous phrases but they all pretty had the same topic, 'What did we do to get kicked out already?' Ugh!" No Such Luck, No Such Love is a The Loud House fanfic written by SpartanXHunterX which can be read here.